If I had five hundred dollars
If I had five hundred dollars
Well, I'd buy you a house
I would buy you a house

And if I had five hundred dollars
If I had five hundred dollars
I'd buy you furniture for your house
Maybe a nice Chesterfield or an ottoman

And if I had five hundred dollars
If I had five hundred dollars
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car
A nice Reliant automobile
And if I had five hundred dollars, I'd buy your love

If I had five hundred dollars
I'd build a tree-fort in our yard
If I had five hundred dollars you could help
It wouldn't be that hard

If I had five hundred dollars
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge
In there somewhere
We could just go up there and hang out

Like open the fridge and stuff
And there'd all be foods laid out for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

They have pre-wrapped sausages
But they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame them?
Yeah!

If I had five hundred dollars
If I had five hundred dollars
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat
But not a real fur coat, that's cruel

And if I had five hundred dollars
If I had five hundred dollars
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
Yep, like a llama or an emu

And if I had five hundred dollars
If I had five hundred dollars
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
All them crazy elephant bones
And if I had five hundreddollars I'd buy your love

If I had five hundred dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had five hundred dollars
We'd take a limousine, 'cause it costs more

If I had five hundred dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner

Of course we would, we'd just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That's right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups

If I had five hundred dollars
If I had five hundred dollars
Well, I'd buy you a green dress
But not a real green dress, that's cruel

And if I had five hundred dollars
If I had five hundred dollars
Well, I'd buy you some art
A Picasso or a Garfunkel

If I had five hundred dollars
If I had five hundred dollars
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
If I had five hundred dollars I'd buy your love

If I had five hundred dollars
If I had five hundred dollars
If I had five hundred dollars
If I had five hundred dollars
If I had five hundred dollars
I'd be rich!



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( Peej, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 8:32, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

They were shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 8:37, Reply)

Yeh and John Merrick was the brother!

( Peej, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 8:46, Reply)