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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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alright bummersI had an unexpectedly early windfall last night.
If 500 dolla landed on your doorstep how would you spend it?
You can't say 'Nazi regalia'.
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Probably put the money towards some power tools for the new workshop/shedOr, more likely, Nazi regalia.
Or leather underwear.
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yer, I had my roof fixed the other week, most of it's going on that.I'll buy some whisky with the change.
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I reckon I could build most of a decent size workshop with £500 of materialsOr, as I said, get some bespoke leather underwear.
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I've always wondered about the feel of chamois leather against a freshly-shaven scroutum(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 8:29, Reply)
My mate was has posted some pics of a wedding he was giving some speech at.And the name of the album is "The Luff Cox Wedding" Get it? hahahaha love cocks! hahahaha.
Ok well it was more funny after when I clicked about and found shes gone with a double barrelled surname
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Peej, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 8:18,
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some elasticated jeans with tracksuit bits sewn in, some 'tees' that look like they are semen, blood and shit splattered, some 'chunky knits' and a pink singlet.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 8:19,
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I saw a man yesterday wearing a red track suit with a matching red baseball cap and red 5n34k3r5!he looked so fucking cool.
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Peej, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 8:20,
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he best tracksuit/5n34k3r combo I have seen is still the man with the matching Adidas Originals Jeremy Scott 'Native American' full ensemble including 'wings' on the 'kicks'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 8:23,
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Do "normal" people still wear tracksuits?ROund here its only mental povos who think they look cool and the certainly wouldn't be able to spare the fag/booze/sky/50inchwidescreen money to buy expensive spacksuits.
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Peej, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 8:26,
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If I tell you the man wearing that lot was a black, fat, middle aged actual rent boy who thinks he runs a talent agency from his flat and has been rejected on The X Factor twice......I think that answers your question.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 8:30,
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I'd put 500 pounds worth of topical statements in to the internet sphere.(
Peej, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 8:23,
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I'd also get Gary Cranley some better pornography for his extensive specialist collection.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 8:24,
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Speaking as an internet millionaire and well known philanthropissed I'd have to invest this windfall into my diversified risk portfolio, or bargain booze on the A5 as it's better known.(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 8:28, Reply)
If I had five hundred dollarsIf I had five hundred dollars
Well, I'd buy you a house
I would buy you a house
And if I had five hundred dollars
If I had five hundred dollars
I'd buy you furniture for your house
Maybe a nice Chesterfield or an ottoman
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A nice Reliant automobile
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I'd build a tree-fort in our yard
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It wouldn't be that hard
If I had five hundred dollars
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge
In there somewhere
We could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
And there'd all be foods laid out for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
They have pre-wrapped sausages
But they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame them?
Yeah!
If I had five hundred dollars
If I had five hundred dollars
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat
But not a real fur coat, that's cruel
And if I had five hundred dollars
If I had five hundred dollars
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
Yep, like a llama or an emu
And if I had five hundred dollars
If I had five hundred dollars
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
All them crazy elephant bones
And if I had five hundreddollars I'd buy your love
If I had five hundred dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had five hundred dollars
We'd take a limousine, 'cause it costs more
If I had five hundred dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we'd just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That's right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups
If I had five hundred dollars
If I had five hundred dollars
Well, I'd buy you a green dress
But not a real green dress, that's cruel
And if I had five hundred dollars
If I had five hundred dollars
Well, I'd buy you some art
A Picasso or a Garfunkel
If I had five hundred dollars
If I had five hundred dollars
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
If I had five hundred dollars I'd buy your love
If I had five hundred dollars
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If I had five hundred dollars
If I had five hundred dollars
I'd be rich!
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Peej, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 8:32,
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This thread wasn't here a minute ago? Did you have me on 2.0?Also what's a rosebud?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 8:36,
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 8:53,
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Kate McCann isn't aging well I don't think i want to fuck her anymore
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Peej, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 8:59,
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Madeleine McCann isn't aging wellI don't think i want to fuck her anymore
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