Get in the car you pansy

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:05, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I've found some crackers, cheese and chorizo ristra
Life is now good again
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:09, Reply)

That'll do I suppose.
But you can make your own crisps if you are really desperate. You need some potatoes, a really sharp knife, and a massive pan full of boiling hot oil.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:12, Reply)

not exactly suitable to be using when pissed
thin slice, spray with oil, in oven, safer
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:14, Reply)

I'm quite drunk so boiling oil sounds like a great idea!
If I survive I'll get back to you with the results
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:14, Reply)

Go for it.
Just remember to have a bucket of water to hand to chuck on it if it catches fire.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:17, Reply)

fuck that shit yo
if it all goes to tits just sling the whole thing in the sink and turn the taps on quick
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:20, Reply)

I made an awesome omelette
It was nom
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:24, Reply)

A 'nomelette' hoho!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:26, Reply)

Chorizo, peppers, bacon, sliced new potatoes, cheese and chillis
I will regret this at some time tomorrow.

Pray for me
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:28, Reply)

doesn't sound that bad
depends on the chili content tho
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:29, Reply)

Fresh chillis from the plant on the windowsill
Warm on the way in - warmer* on the way out.


*I say 'warmer' - I mean 'HOLYFUCKINGSHITWHYDIDIEATTHESEFRUITSFROMHELL'
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:34, Reply)

You should change your username to 'ringofire' or something

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:36, Reply)

The chillis are a strain* called 'Basket of fire'
*I say strain - after a meal with them straining is unnecessary
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:38, Reply)

then you would have 44000 litres to take away the heat

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:38, Reply)

Yeah but, think of the steam

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:43, Reply)

I do like a good omelette, and anyone who says they are shit and for cunts is generally a bent spastic.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:29, Reply)