I'm back
Mended youngest daughter's motorbike after she was forced off it by an anti-biker misogynistic road-raging old fuckwit of an Arriva bus driver (off duty but still in uniform - hope he gets to see his children die in a fire on the day he's told he has inoperable cancer)then had a beer with Pooflake and a couple of other mates.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 19:12, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Well there's a nice, balanced, sane post, eh?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 19:21, Reply)

I wonder if the valium isn't strong enough anymore.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 5 Oct 2014, 19:25, Reply)

Well it's a bit strange, WP
Y'right?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 19:33, Reply)

Yerr.
Had a bit of boozy weekend, actually went dancing in a funk night at some hipster pub. Was excellent, but I am paying for it. Just catching up with the GP.

You had a good weekend?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 5 Oct 2014, 19:35, Reply)

I have video of him.....
....pulling his car up to a halt 30 metres away - running back to her and pushing/punching her out of the way, then pushing her bike over - then pushing her again and running back to his car.
Cancer's too good for the cunt - maybe ebola and aids for his entire bloodline
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 19:45, Reply)

Would've been quicker if he'd reversed back that 30 metres

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 19:49, Reply)

True
He's fucked anyway - wearing the uniform of a bus driver and showing those levels of road rage - he'll be lucky to hang on to his job. Hope he's sacked with no pension.
Cunt
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 19:51, Reply)

Why?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 5 Oct 2014, 20:19, Reply)

Woman on a motorbike?
Her fault.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 19:55, Reply)

stop posting from the bath

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 19:57, Reply)

I'm texting Gr**** to ask you to delete this please.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 19:58, Reply)