he'll be turning the wrong way when he gets on the plane

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:44, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I am looking forward to flying as cheaply as possible yes that is true.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:46, Reply)

how dreadful
but i actually meant you'd be presenting to the stewards...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:48, Reply)

does that mean i am an air steward ? ok then. I won't even be paying for somewhere to stay when i get there. it will be terrible i am sure

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:50, Reply)

no
it means you will get on board, turn around and bend over.

it wasn't really a joke that had much in the way of subtlety or depth, tbh.

anyway they don't allow fattyfattyboombooms to become air stewards, sweetie.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:54, Reply)

I don't imagine staff have sex with passengers when they board a flight rachel. I don't really get your joek

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:57, Reply)

i didn't say any of the stewards would take you up on the offer

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:58, Reply)

I'm lost rachel. I have never offered to have sex with an air steward. Period.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:59, Reply)

terrible lies

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:12, Reply)