Good morning chaps and chapesses
I'm working from home today - this may well involve some actual work and general fannying about on t'interweb.
Do you ever 'work' from home? Tell us of your procrasturbationary ways, favourite dog-fingering websites etc - liven our days.
Alt: Aldi - just for povvos? (there's even one in Leamington Spa - I'm surprised they let them in TBH)
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:17, 125 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Zee German students here love that we have Aldi and Lidl

( Peej, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:20, Reply)

I quite often work from home
Though I dont get the double monitor like at the office, I find I can get a lot done as you are no longer within walking distance of the office fuckwits who interrupt you all day long

lols for procrasturbationary

Alt:
I rarely go but they have some cracking prices
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:27, Reply)

I don't even use a desk when I'm WFH.
Thinking of doing it slightly more often as I want to rip all my cd's though.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:31, Reply)

I ended up sat at the kitchen table with large amounts of coffee

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:32, Reply)

I have a room set up as an office*
*I say 'office', it's more of a music room/place to store books/guitar repair workshop**/junk room.

**Until shed mk 2 is built
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:36, Reply)

my problem with LIDL and ALDI is that any savings I may make from shopping there get spunked on things like arc welders in the middle aisle I have no use for.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:28, Reply)

All men should own an arc welder
See also:-
Pop riveter
chainsaw
Log splitter
multiple power drills
router
power file
sack truck
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:38, Reply)

I can only claim drills from that list
THough I do have an axe and a saw that could cut diamond
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:46, Reply)

I recently invested in a bow saw and a hatchet.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:56, Reply)

Mine are used for fuel for the wood burner

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:07, Reply)

Mine are for the same reason but when camping.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:08, Reply)

My Mum and Dad have got a new woodburner in their new conservatory.
The black metal chimney running up the side of the house seems to have upset their neighbour, who tried to complain about lack of planning (turned down and ignored) and has now moved on to complaining to environmental health that there's an illicit business being run out of the garage/shed. The silly fucker is just making himself look like a tit because my dad is so lazy that both the garage and shed are so full of shit that he's he's been obviously ignoring for years it would be impossible to do any "work" in there.

I think his petty squabble will fail because he's underestimated how few fucks my dad is going to give.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:57, Reply)

'the Burzum chimney'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 11:21, Reply)

Why?
Surely the workmen will have their own tools.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:02, Reply)

You are clearly a girl*
*even though there are no girls on the internet - trufax
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:09, Reply)

Enjoys seeing a workmans tool ^
Hey ish thish the broken Boiler Letsh me just get out my big wrenchs
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:18, Reply)

No and don't know, therefore imma tell you what I'm excited about, in no particular order:
1. Payday tomorrow.
2. Messing about with my new telephone.
3. Going down to F-Town this weekend to see my family and some friends.
4. NEW YORK especially since we have started booking stuff to do.
5. Beer in general.
6. Riding my bike to work tomorrow.
7. The slow death of off topic.
8. John Pâté

Cheers
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:29, Reply)

cheerz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:31, Reply)

Off Topic Beethreeteeay
( Peej, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:33, Reply)

I am also going to New York soon. We could not meet up and wear balloons and t-shirts with comic sans inscriptions.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:39, Reply)

When are you going? It would be gr8 if we were there at the same time to not meet up and wear balloons and t-shirts with comic sans inscriptions.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:42, Reply)

he'll be turning the wrong way when he gets on the plane

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:44, Reply)

I am looking forward to flying as cheaply as possible yes that is true.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:46, Reply)

how dreadful
but i actually meant you'd be presenting to the stewards...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:48, Reply)

does that mean i am an air steward ? ok then. I won't even be paying for somewhere to stay when i get there. it will be terrible i am sure

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:50, Reply)

no
it means you will get on board, turn around and bend over.

it wasn't really a joke that had much in the way of subtlety or depth, tbh.

anyway they don't allow fattyfattyboombooms to become air stewards, sweetie.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:54, Reply)

I don't imagine staff have sex with passengers when they board a flight rachel. I don't really get your joek

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:57, Reply)

i didn't say any of the stewards would take you up on the offer

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:58, Reply)

I'm lost rachel. I have never offered to have sex with an air steward. Period.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:59, Reply)

terrible lies

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:12, Reply)

I will be going either next month or in January. It is dependant on factors outside of my remit. I am looking forward to going to the central perk the most.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:45, Reply)

I am looking forward to taking selfies outside the 'Friends' building the most. That's the main reason I'm going.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:50, Reply)

I'll be there for you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:51, Reply)

^box set owner

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:51, Reply)

We're on a break.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:53, Reply)

Beween that and going to the cartier shop you will have an awesum timez

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:52, Reply)

We have to go to a Broadway show :(((((((((((((((((((((((((

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:53, Reply)

How tedious.
Exactly as tedious as going to a show in London.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:54, Reply)

I hope it's full of blacks that shout at the performance like yankee blacks do at the cinema

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:55, Reply)

It will be.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:56, Reply)

I will probably enjoy it then.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:57, Reply)

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:55, Reply)

Friends GhostBusters
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:59, Reply)

Ghost Block

I will have a P please Bob
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:17, Reply)

I sometimes work from home but its usually to get more done without distraction rather than procrastinating
I don't shop in Aldi. Not because of the quality of the food or the prices but because I can't pack at my own pace and there are too many scumbags in there. I hate shopping anyway and either do click and collect or get it delivered.
( Peej, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:32, Reply)

i could work very effectively from home, if i had ever actually worked out how to connect my laptop to citrix
when i do work from home, on articles or witness statements or something detailed, i like it. i get less distracted than i do at work really, because i don't have colleagues coming in for advice every couple of minutes.

alt: definitely. shudder. aldi, lidl, netto, poundland.... shudder.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:42, Reply)

Does it worry you that you will be one of the first to die in the forthcoming apocalypse?

( Peej, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:51, Reply)

I agree with your comments re Netto and Poundland
However, I have found the Aldi fillet steaks to be sublime (I know this is of no interest to you as a militant vegetablist).
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:52, Reply)

If the butcher is closed I choose Aldi steaks over other supermarkets everytime
and their sausages are good too.
( Peej, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:55, Reply)

I heard you love a bit of German sausage.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:57, Reply)

i went into an aldi just once, when i was about 21, looking for a pair of tights
they had boxes full of 50 cheap pairs, each thinner than an atom. or nothing.

fuck that. one decent pair of tights was all i wanted. fuck you, aldi. and fuucccccccck those pikey shoppers who are too cheap even to pay for carrier bags, so take up hours in the car park, loading in one can of beans at a time *fumes*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:57, Reply)

Yeah, I too would be surprised and annoyed that a cheap grocery supermarket didn't stock a vast range of high end hosiery

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:00, Reply)

Yeah, they didn't have any Cartier watches by the till either.
On the other hand I popped into the Harrods food hall the other day and they didn't have any cheap "orange juice based drink" only fresh hand squeezed Valencia orange juice. FUCK YOU HARRODS.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:06, Reply)

I had a similar problem in Fortnum and Mason when shopping for Herta frankfurters and Dairylea triangles

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:09, Reply)

Our place have stopped wfh. It might have something to do
with one particular fuckwit wfh when it turned out he was getting his internet connection fixed.

I didn't know there were any dog fingering websites.

Alt: No problem with Aldi or Lidl but then I remember them as I lived am Deutschland fur elf jahre.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:51, Reply)

I always knew john grisham was a paedophile.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:05, Reply)

I don't think anyone has drunkenly pushed the wrong buttons and BOOM! PTHC! apart from maybe Placid.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:12, Reply)

He may have given the game away by claiming that its happened to a lot of the people in the same paedophile group that he's in.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:24, Reply)

He's right though, sixty year old white men don't fit the classic nonce demographic at all..

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:26, Reply)

Working is shit and for cunts
Working from home is shit and for cunts.

Aldi is shit and for cunts.

Leamington Spa is shit and for cunts.

Hope that helps.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:05, Reply)

Immensely. Thanks.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:07, Reply)

I'm sensing a theme here
Quite subtle but it's there
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:11, Reply)

When we first moved prems we had to wait for BT to pull their fingers out and put the proper internet line in
And a lot of the office staff were allowed to work from home but seeing how much time I waste in a day when I am "in" the office I decided that if I worked from home I would do fuck all. So I would tether my work phone and come into a massive empty building it was great.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:16, Reply)

I don't ever work from home. I don't have the sort of job at the moment that you can really do from there.
This may be slowly changing, though.

The bane of my life at the moment are Change Requests. To make a change that requires all of two minutes of my time, I have to fill out twenty minutes of bureaucratic shite.

Pretty excited about viewing some nice flats in The Surb/Surbs/Surbia/Surbers*

*I'm not sure my cool town nicknames are going to work for Surbiton :(
( Kroney, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:33, Reply)

Biton this!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:36, Reply)

"Can you provide screenshots?"
What? Pricks.
( Kroney, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:40, Reply)

I feel your pain brother.
Change that will affect no-one, go ahead. Change that potentially may affect one or more people, change request, then the wait for the change management board to approve it. My last request to upgrade a licensing server went to change management board over a month ago and I'm still waiting. Let me guess, your workplace adopted ITIL?

At least I am in the type of job where I can work from home/pub/canteen etc
( Peej, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:41, Reply)

All I needed to do was switch on shadow copies on one drive :((((

( Kroney, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:42, Reply)

Two a day, loads of space needed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 11:26, Reply)

Man-Pâté

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:33, Reply)

You deleted your lonely late night breakdown thread :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:35, Reply)

No one wanted to play :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:35, Reply)

And you were a bit embarrassed about being so needy so you deleted it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:36, Reply)

meh, all i have to show for my evening is a crippling hangover

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:39, Reply)

pics plz

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:40, Reply)

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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:41, Reply)

I'm getting pretty sl;ick at this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:42, Reply)

shame about the typing broski

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:43, Reply)

L33t skillz bro

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:43, Reply)

BA DADA DADA BA DA

( Kroney, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:43, Reply)

fantastic life, ba da ba da da da

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:45, Reply)

I can't even begin to describe to you the depths of my loathing for that advert.

( Kroney, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:48, Reply)

would you say it was more or less annoying than giving me technicaly advice?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:55, Reply)

People only like me for the entertainment value of my impotent rages :(

( Kroney, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 11:00, Reply)

Were you drinking last niiiiight
On a down-town traiiiiin?
( Kroney, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:41, Reply)

yeah, Beer, cider, shots of Patron, shots of tequila, weed, charlie, wine, wanking.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:42, Reply)

+ lonely attention seeking internet posts

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:43, Reply)

even that failed :(
so ronely
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:44, Reply)

Nakers
Please reinstate your beakering thread from last night as I missed it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:53, Reply)

it was an AMA, but no one posted so you missed nothing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:55, Reply)

That TBOH crown has slipped somewhat

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:56, Reply)

A sad day for /OT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:57, Reply)

They are all sad days :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:58, Reply)

Don't be like that, bbz.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 11:03, Reply)

i think he has the bloo bloos again

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 11:05, Reply)

Ha, joking aside, I'm reasonably content at the moment. #winning

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 11:06, Reply)

the benefit of moving out of F-Town

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 11:09, Reply)

And a free long weekend in BENIDORM to look forward to for our Xmas jolly this year!!! SUN SEA SAND AND EGG 'N' CHIPS!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 11:11, Reply)

Sounds ghastly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 11:15, Reply)

I don't know who okayed this as a destination, not me.
But a weekend in the sun before Xmas and a few beers will be alright.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 11:17, Reply)

Barcelona regularly made me go all funny with the heat.
I think I'm going to be restricted to fjords from here on out.
( Kroney, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 11:21, Reply)

Did you come over all queer?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 11:22, Reply)

We did Barcelona last Xmas, one of the days was really hot, in December!!!! Mental.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 11:23, Reply)

35 is about my limit. Any more than that and I get all useless and floppy.

( Kroney, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 11:26, Reply)

But enough on my attitudes about women

( Kroney, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 11:27, Reply)

Surely working from home is just slacking off.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Oct 2014, 11:02, Reply)

^TGGI

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 11:03, Reply)

I've lost my pliers
Has anyone seen my pliers?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 11:05, Reply)

I thought workmen had their own tools

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 11:05, Reply)

I ent a workman tho am I

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 11:15, Reply)

I've got a set you can borrow of you can make it to Southampton by 3.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Oct 2014, 11:11, Reply)

S'alright, brute force and a hammer seems to have done the trick

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 11:16, Reply)

Any bolt that can't be loosened by walloping a pair of mole grips with a hammer will require a blowtorch.
#mantips
( Kroney, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 11:18, Reply)

i heard you like to touch mantips with Tangles

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 11:20, Reply)

Stop teasing me m8 !

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 11:11, Reply)

haha I get this

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 11:17, Reply)

imma lose control

( Kroney, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 11:22, Reply)

Borrow Chaka's ! ha

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 11:11, Reply)

I don't think he Khan

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 11:14, Reply)

He might deem us to be silly haha get it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 11:18, Reply)

EDIT THANKS TO GONZ : You're mum's a whore

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 11:12, Reply)

I don't get this one

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 11:17, Reply)

I think you mean't "You're mum's a whore".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 11:19, Reply)

Hahaha.
Burned by Gonz spelling.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 11:25, Reply)

^upset

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 11:26, Reply)