Phone in left front pocket. Keys and change in right front pocket.
Wallet in back right pocket - a big proper man's wallet stuffed full with dozens of expired cards and un-claimable receipts.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:02, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

oonly girls keep receipts unless they are for expenses purposes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:02, Reply)

But what would happen if you had purchased an item from a retailer that you wished to return due to a fault or other defect?
There would be a high chance that the retailer would not be able to offer you a refund.

I'm starting to have a panic attack now just thinking about it.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:11, Reply)

Throw it in the bin and buy a new one a couple of days later when you suspect there'll be a different shop assistant.
You haven't been in England long, I assume.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:13, Reply)

3-Radios-Kroney

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:15, Reply)

I really ought to get around to selling the spares.

( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:18, Reply)

Or walk all the way across town to a different shop, just in case anybody else in there recognises me.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:22, Reply)