Yeah.
I hate my massive salary in return for attending a plush office at agreed times. Said office being full of young fanny and free drinks and food.

I AM A DALEK!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:28, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

your life sounds shit
no offence like
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:03, Reply)

None taken.
I am sure we would all rather be at home covered in egg stains and dried jizz.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:13, Reply)

I know I would

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:16, Reply)

And how!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:17, Reply)

I'm sitting in the garden eating a sticky bun.

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:18, Reply)

sticky with jizz

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:18, Reply)

and by "bun" I mean "anus"

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:21, Reply)