I drive around 30, 000 miles a year
Some of the stuff I see beggars belief.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:42, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

The worst offenders seem to be, for all the talk of BMW and Audi drivers, those people in fucking great 4x4s.
Those things should be on a separate licence, I have seen very, very few people who've been able to handle one of those things properly.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:47, Reply)

'...for all the talk of BMW and Audi drivers, those people in fucking great 4x4s.'
Yep, like Q7s and X5s
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:56, Reply)

What's the big porsche on called?
Those are almost all driven by loonies.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:58, Reply)

Cayenne
Based on the VW Touareg
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:59, Reply)

Cayenne (sp)

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:59, Reply)

The Range Rover Sport is a popular knobend car up here
Bought by people not quite well off enough to buy a proper RR and with a chip on their shoulders due to this
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:58, Reply)

Yes yes you all whine about them but what you fail to understand is 90% of the primary schools in the greater London area are up mountains.

( Peej, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:59, Reply)

You'd honestly think that the average mid-forties Richmond based mum had to negotiate through swaps to get to Waitrose, if you based your guess on car choice.

( Kroney, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:17, Reply)

Three main issues round here
1. Village idiots on souped-up chavmobiles hooning round country lanes
2. Henriettas in the 4x4 that Daddy bought them - driving while turned round talking to their friends in the back/texting/doing their makeup/all of the foregoing at the same time/

But the very very worst are...
3. Old decrepit half-blind fuckers who just drive out of junctions/across roundabouts/anyfuckingwhere with a look of terror on their face and zero awareness of their surroundings and an absolute inability to use indicators - or using them whenever they twitch the steering wheel.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:06, Reply)

3 additional:
Often in the souped up version of the car they should have i.e. v70 Volvo
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:08, Reply)

I watched a car cut across 4 lanes of fast traffic,
To get to the exit to the M4, only to slam her brakes on and narrowly miss smashing in the back of a police van sitting in the queue on the slip road. Then reverse a little and drive round the copper on the chevron markings.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:49, Reply)

I hope they pulled her

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:53, Reply)

Dunno, I was too busy talking on the phone doing 60 in the middle Lane to notice.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:59, Reply)

p c
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:00, Reply)