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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Alright you idle gits
I've put a load of washing in, been for a run and had a shower all before 8am on a Sunday. Dunno how that happened. Might sit motionless for the rest of the day.
What have you done?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 7:52,
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latest was 10 years ago)
Good morning
I too have had a productive morning. I'm on the second load of washing - I've moved my car*, cut out the legs and braces for my new guitar workbench, researched couriers for transporting my latest Ebay win** and had a shower wherein I shaved my genitals.
I might have some breakfast now while you guys sit traumatised, staring into space, rocking gently trying to erase the image of my freshly-shaven nethers from your mind. Enjoy!!
*Massive road crew turned up to resurface the car park - only problem is, nobody told the residents so there are a few cars in the way of their massive lorries, diggers etc.
**A Giannini Craviola if anyone's interested.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 8:26,
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There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 10:35,
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also
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 11:52,
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Captain Placid likes personally trimming his cojones
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 11:55,
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It's the Lord's Day
I shall be praying for your eternal salvation.
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old man river possible lesbian, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 8:31,
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I've been waiting for Jeffers to finish, now I'm doing YM
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 10:51,
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I'm joining the queue for YM
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 11:16,
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I paid an extra 50p for a Disney Platinum Pass so I can jump the queue
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old man river possible lesbian, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 11:42,
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i avoided the queue by using the rear entrance
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 12:30,
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Reppin' the YM kru
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 11:27,
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#YMQKRU
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 11:28,
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Had a furious wank and went to the juicer
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 13:11,
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Needs MOAR horse slashing
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 13:16,
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but not necessarily in that order
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 13:17,
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