Morning chums
It appears that the weather has forgotten it is October. Its been blimmen' lovely up here for ages now
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:12, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

8 of the top ten fattest places in the uk are in the northeast

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:15, Reply)

The last two are South London, including Lewisham.
What I am taking from this is that Stunned is acting as a counterweight to stop Scotland from sinking into the North Sea.
( Kroney, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:16, Reply)

But having piled on a few metric fuck tonnes too many the authorities has to lol off his fat foot and send it to Macclesfield

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:18, Reply)

He's legally banned from travelling North of Luton in case he knocks the Earth off its axis.

( Kroney, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:21, Reply)

That and him being a Cockerney cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:22, Reply)

He ent cockerney, he's eastern.

( Kroney, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:30, Reply)

South of Hull = Cockney

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:31, Reply)

By that token, I'm a Cockney.
My mother will be so disappointed.
( Kroney, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:35, Reply)

No more than she is already

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:36, Reply)

Your point being?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:21, Reply)

Try having a salad with your fried fat sandwiches.

( Kroney, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:22, Reply)

I'm currently eating a peanut butter and banana toast sarnie
It looks like cat shit but tastes amazing
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:23, Reply)

^aiming for a dignified Elvis death^

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:27, Reply)

Just nipping for a shite

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:28, Reply)

I was well pleased to hear the weather forecast this morning.
That lass on the BBC who says Englind Irelind and Scotlind said "Its going to be fucking lovely everywhere except cornwall thats going to be a wet foggy mess"

What a load of fucking shit

Its right fucked me off that has! Ruined my day in fact.
( Peej, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:18, Reply)

She annoys the tits off me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:20, Reply)

Scutlind

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:21, Reply)

She has a stupid face and stupid voice

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:25, Reply)

Her breasts are magnificent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:27, Reply)

I bet when unleased they mop the floor

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:32, Reply)

Every time somebody mentions the BBC news
I start thinking about Wendy Hurrell and go off into a daydream.
( Kroney, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:25, Reply)