hey ... I'm not judging, love ... life is all about choices
your choices mean you dry washing over the bath, put up guests on a sofa, and take public transport to work for a twenty hour day. In your forties.

I don't know you personally so obviously I'm not going to say you're a mug. But you do sound like a fucking mug.

No offence like.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:12, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

My lifestyle is better than yours
No, My lifestyle is better than yours

Repeat ad infinitum
( Peej, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:17, Reply)

Yeah ... you're only saying that because you're sitting in the Bahamas being fellated by Kelly Rowland

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:19, Reply)

He's just jealous of people who can actually hold down a job

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:20, Reply)

yeah ... it's terrible having the financial security that I don't have to work long hours and can take a year off every few years
I honestly don't know how I manage

:( :( :(
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:22, Reply)

it must be terrible living in the arse end of nowhere and trying to convince yourself it's ok
imagine if you worked a bit harder, and got on with people rather than having to be a "consultant", you could have bought something a bit nicer.

ah well. this time next year, eh, rodders?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:27, Reply)

there's three hundred people in the building
dunno why anybody would imagine the word "consultant" involves being on my own
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:29, Reply)

your repellent personality and face are why you are on your own
instead of enjoying the camaraderie of decent colleagues
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:30, Reply)

this obsession would be flattering if you weren't a mumsie humanities spod

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:54, Reply)

The word itself implies that there needs to be at least one other person to 'consult' with them.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:31, Reply)

what, this clown?
he probably "consults" with his own reflection every morning
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:37, Reply)

Now I can see what you've done, Ange - you've just sat down and put on your lipstick.
Next time, will you try this for me? Just sit down, relax, and say to yourself "I have very beautiful lips" and I tell you, Ange, you're gonna see the difference! All right?!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:54, Reply)

Jesus, remind me never to tell you my shit salary, where I shop, what my degree is and how much my house is worth.
You'd spit on me
( Peej, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:32, Reply)

you begged me to spit on it last time...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:36, Reply)

To be fair only one of us was on their knees
and I don't recall having to beg for anything.
( Peej, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:38, Reply)

i can't decide whether to say that's because your mind was obviously blown or that i definitely remember you begging for pie and beer

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:39, Reply)

I paid for my own pie and beer AND bought you a drink
I'm not Ch*mpy thank you very much.
( Peej, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:50, Reply)

I love you just the way you are.

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:56, Reply)