i haven't ruined mine with kids sucking out all the meat like your gyppo wife
they must look like 2 hairy poached eggs
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 17:33, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I think you may have misunderstood the principles of breast-feeding

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 29 Oct 2014, 17:37, Reply)

it was a quote from "this is 40"
i liked that film
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 17:39, Reply)

Soz, grandma. You're older, fatter, and mumsier than my missus.

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 18:08, Reply)

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
she's about as hot as your manky burnt pizza. your diabetes has wrecked your retinas.

what was the problem, couldn't you get one who speaks the same language to put up with you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 18:14, Reply)

we both speak both languages, porky

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 18:55, Reply)

beardy weirdy uggo scientist fails to get laid so settles for minging hairy pits and garlic breath and has to drug himself up to get it up
what a beautiful love story
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 19:09, Reply)

^^actual real life upset right here ^^

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 19:11, Reply)

you have a very funny idea of "upset"
i guess that's why you got banned from qotw. which is really quite a feat of desperado-ism.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 19:15, Reply)