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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Nowt interesting in that last thread. Let's talk about tits and beer.I like tits. I like beer.
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Hey, I think I know you - do you live on Drury Lane?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 15:51,
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You're predisposed to like tits, unless you aren't. Well done on being part of the genetic normBeer is pretty shit compared to most other things you could be drinking instead.
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Im one of they gays who aren't even phased by them.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:45,
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I've seen some that would have phased youI don't know what I mean by this.
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I prefer legs and arseCracking tits are so often accompanied by a gunt whereas a good arse really ties the body together
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Peej, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 15:15,
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he's more of a leg manAnd when I say "leg man" I obviously mean "repugnant reactionary cunt"
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I do like me some titsNot bothered if they are small or large, as long as spanielear isn't in effect
Beer is a truly wonderful invention
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:43,
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Is there anything worse than a breast that looks like a partially filled condom?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:48,
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get fucked. Im a right handsome bastard.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:55,
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GO HARD OR GO HOMENo, wait...
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:49,
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I was speaking titaphorically(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:49,
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Ok, you've got my vote.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:57,
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not even dominoes?fucking hell, man ... you're practically a fucking wine bar
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everybody likes to look at moobs when waiting for their pint of mild(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 15:31, Reply)
I have 4 days off.A french lass has told me to read some John Le Carré. Should I?
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Peej, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 15:20,
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Mme Pellerin has explained that, leave her alone!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 15:31,
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You should totally be like some kind of maths guy or summat(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 15:32,
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I see your four (full) days offand raise you a week diving in the Red Sea.
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I thought you preferred a path through the middle?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 15:40,
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Silly Tangles. That's all made up. It never happened.
It's 30 degrees in Sharm.
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This has totally shaken all of my deeply-held religious beliefs(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 15:43,
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Have you tried pushing it back up there yourself?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 15:46,
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I tred using a biro but it made me feel strange and everything went blue(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 15:48, Reply)
Don't give up, push harder(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 15:50,
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I've just phoned NHS direct, and they say just to take some paracetemol and go and see my GP next week if it doesn't clear up. (, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 15:57, Reply)
Girl I work with fell over on Sunday and has hurt her rotator cuff. No x-ray or fuck all. The hospital put her arm in a sling and told her to come back if it still hurts after a couple of weeks.
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The human body is pretty good at healing itselfA friend of mine broke his arm and was offered the choice of whether to have it in a cast or not.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 16:04,
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"The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease"(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 16:07, Reply)
what do those communists know?spray some Mr Muscle limescale remover up there
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If you are looking at the card for Taunton, Captain Knock won at 20/1.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 16:20,
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Only two more days of 'Stoptober' to go!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 16:14,
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I'm learning how to code during a boring day at work.I like beer. I also like tits. I don't get to enjoy either at work so here I am, learning to code.
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Kroney, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 16:21,
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On the other handit's a piece of piss and pays well.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 16:26,
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TBH I am not very good on the coding side which i would probablybrush up on if I still worked in IT...
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I am actually having to help out with desktop support at the momentits doing my fucking tits in, stupid cunts that cant even remember their fucking passwords fucking fuck knuckles
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I will happily be a cunt doing shit workif it's a piece of piss and pays well.
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Kroney, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 16:30,
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jconsole, jvisualvm but not jquery(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 16:43,
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I hear you like beer on tits, but hold back because you know it'll be all sticky when it dries in your fur. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Oct 2014, 16:32,
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I like the feel of sand in my bum. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Oct 2014, 16:31,
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In general, I'm very much in favour of tits.Beer I can live without. In fact I do. I used to drink Guinness but jacked it in when I went on a diet. Stuck to G&T ever since.
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The dinner prepared by Christopher Biggins has had a couple of bidsso someone will have to bid £150 to get that now.
It's a 3 course meal for six, that's not bad value.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 16:42,
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He was good on Masterchef so it'll be nice too(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 16:42,
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How are the kids behaving Biggins?Safari.. .. SO GOODY!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 16:50,
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The villa in Virgin Gorda is up to 2,550so perhaps not.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 17:03,
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You can afford that.Use the money you're saving by being off the tabs, and the fact you don't have to budget for a cup final this year.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 17:04,
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it's Biggins ... even if he just makes you cheese on toast it's still a bargain(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 17:22, Reply)
It won't be a hot meal.#Lukewarm
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 17:38,
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i haven't ruined mine with kids sucking out all the meat like your gyppo wifethey must look like 2 hairy poached eggs
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 17:33,
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I think you may have misunderstood the principles of breast-feeding(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 17:37, Reply)
it was a quote from "this is 40"i liked that film
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 17:39,
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hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaashe's about as hot as your manky burnt pizza. your diabetes has wrecked your retinas.
what was the problem, couldn't you get one who speaks the same language to put up with you?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 18:14,
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beardy weirdy uggo scientist fails to get laid so settles for minging hairy pits and garlic breath and has to drug himself up to get it upwhat a beautiful love story
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 19:09,
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you have a very funny idea of "upset"i guess that's why you got banned from qotw. which is really quite a feat of desperado-ism.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 19:15,
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