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( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 21:42, 30 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Good evening.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 21:43, Reply)

Alright.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 21:47, Reply)

like your mum
/ac
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 21:51, Reply)

This makes me very sad.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 21:54, Reply)

it's cruelty like that which ruined beefrita

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 21:58, Reply)

Sorry. Too upset to reply.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 21:59, Reply)

it's for the best
it'll only encourage him
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 22:35, Reply)

Hi Jeffers I looked for you as I drove past yesteday
Didn't spot you or I would have pulled over and had a pint with you.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 22:05, Reply)

<s>
run you over and sold your kidneys on the black market
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 22:08, Reply)

I don't think even the blacks would buy those kidneys

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 22:36, Reply)

Should have phoned, I'd have come for a pint/coffee.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 22:10, Reply)

Where is dozer?
This is unbelievable - after his earlier post, am in a bar with a former partner from my firm.

And BLONDIE has just walked in, must be staying here. Hahaha.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 22:10, Reply)

My guess is that Blondie will mime ordering a couple of drinks really well.
Then try and order a few drinks live.

#FeltRippedOff.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 22:13, Reply)

The whole band are there?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 22:19, Reply)

About 6 men and her
So could be, I wouldn't recognise them.
Sadly they just checked in and fucked off into the lift, how rude.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 22:51, Reply)

yeah ... fancy them not saying hello to the mumsie nobody sat alone talking to the internet
fame has ruined them
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 22:58, Reply)

Yeah, how dare I get on my phone when my drinking partner goes for a wee
More wishful thinking as you're stuck with a haggard old gyppo.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 23:03, Reply)

does he have bladder problems?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 23:06, Reply)

He's a she
And I'm in a cab now
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 23:08, Reply)

debbie harry looks like GPO these days

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 22:21, Reply)

But you'd still do Chris Stein, right?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 22:23, Reply)

whatever you do, don't ask her to rap

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 22:35, Reply)

rachel reeves y/n

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 22:41, Reply)

she's got one of those awkward big faces that looks fifty when it's twenty five

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 22:47, Reply)

luciana berger, then?
I like how google throws up a load of suggestions for female mps that people have searched for as wank material
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 22:53, Reply)

Do I HAVE to wank to a Labour MP tonight?
Only I was just going to pretend to be asleep when Mrs Shambles comes home and hope she drunkenly bumfuddles me.
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 23:10, Reply)