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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I have a really annoying pain in my right forearm
My sex life is ruined
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I had a late night visit to pick plastic crap up from Smyths the other night
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 14:02,
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latest was 10 years ago)
Its OK Sporters, just use your left hand, then it feels like someone else is doing it
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Peej, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 14:03,
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I am left handed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 14:05,
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Then why is your sex life ruined?
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Peej, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 14:07,
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How can I pin her down and push it in with one arm?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 14:08,
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Just slap her until she gives in
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Peej, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 14:11,
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I sit on my left hand during a wank, and then use it afterwards so it feels like somebody else is making me a sandwich
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Glovington, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 14:48,
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Surely you have a real gay dog to provide the crap
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 14:07,
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He really is rubbish
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 14:07,
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