That's because you're a cyber prick.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:58, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

You're the worst bully on here but now I know you lack the physical threat to back up your hard man words

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:01, Reply)

I reckon you two should have a fight outside the internet gates after school

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:02, Reply)

oh boy ... there better be some crying and make-up sex

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:04, Reply)

I'm wanking just at the thought of it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:05, Reply)

Or maybe we will just wait for you and give you a happy slap

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:05, Reply)

The best fights were when a supposedly 'hard' kid would challenge a quiet, unassuming, small kid to an after school dust-up, thinking it would be an easy win for them
Only for the small child to turn out to have some kind of repressed psychopathy and to kill the bully as the red mist descended.
This happened at least twice at my school.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:10, Reply)

+ dear reader, I married him

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:12, Reply)

Ah yes,
there was always that moment when the "hard" kid realised what was about to happen.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:13, Reply)

We forced two of the weaker boys to battle each other during breaks for our entertainment. Seems very cruel now but definitely was a right laugh at the time

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:15, Reply)

Yeah I can get behind this as 'a right laugh'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:17, Reply)

Usually about 10 seconds before he was a mess of blood, snot and tears

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:16, Reply)

Yep that was the bit I looked forward to most of all.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:19, Reply)

YES!!
We had a kid who used to do this almost regularly. He was a full speccy eczema dweeb too.
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:14, Reply)

Darren Edwards, you were a legend.
a slighty smelly oddball legend, but a legend nonetheless.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:16, Reply)