A friend of mine
went to a Grammar school called Wilsons, in the third year they went on a school trip where they had to top and tail in the beds. Applying logic/physics, the teachers paired the massive, hit 6ft at 14 (every school seemed to have one) boy, with the smallest (growth hormone deficiencyesque) one. The upshot was that every night at lights out, the massive one made the midget sleep in his suitcase at the foot of the bed.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:00, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

No wonder he grew up to be so angry on the internet all the time

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:02, Reply)

They're all him.
He's like the lawnmower midget.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:03, Reply)

terrible bullying of [insert name of token board small person]

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:04, Reply)

Every time I tell
that story, people think it's going to end in homosexual rape. Everyone loves a homosexual rape story it seems.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:07, Reply)

esp jase

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:11, Reply)