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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I like the colourful picturesand entertaining noises.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:53, 1 reply, 10 years ago)
Gastroenterology still isn't funnyThis guy went to the doctor and said to him “Doctor….I don’t know
what’s wrong with me, but every time I fart, it sounds like the word
HONDA”.
“That’s interesting, never heard of anything like that before. Do you
think you could fart for me?” says the doctor. The guy says “Sure.”
And sure enough, the doctor hears “HONDA”.
After several attempts to figure out what’s wrong with this guy, the
doctor runs out of ideas. He sends him to the top gastroenterologist and even he can't figure out why this guys farts say
“HONDA.” It is a completely out of this world medical condition.
Finally, as a last resort, the doctors think they should send the man
to a dentist.
After explaining the problem to the dentist, the dentist opened up
the guys mouth and examining it.
The dentist says “A-haa!!!!….I have solved the problem.”
The patient says “What is it? What is it. Please tell me doc”…..The
dentist replies “Well, sir, you have an abscess tooth.”
The guy says “Yeah….so….What has that got to do with my farts?”
The dentist replies, “Cant you see??….. Abscess Makes The Fart Go HONDA”
(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:04, Reply)
Like a Boy from nowhere(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:18,
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