and a 'fucking shit' one too
totes got up late and had a nommy tube journey packed into the carriage like anal beads and hamsters forced up dozers bum bum in the most efficient use of space possible
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 8:44, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Bit unfair on the tube
No way is it as sweaty and shit-smelling and wide as dozer's rodent scrabbled butthole
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 8:50, Reply)

sexy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 8:51, Reply)

^speaks from experience^

( Peej, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 8:53, Reply)

I was referring to the space available, rather than the ambient conditions. I bow to your superior knowledge in this instance.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 8:53, Reply)

you spend waaaay too much time thinking about an internerd's rectum

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 8:56, Reply)

she's only human

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 8:58, Reply)

Who amongst us can truly say that isn't the case?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 9:03, Reply)

I can honestly say that I've never given a moments thought to the personal appearance, bodily orifices or any other real life aspect of any internet stranger

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 9:06, Reply)

^ lies on the internet ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 9:18, Reply)

Seriously? Why would anybody care about the real life behind an ascii persona?

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 9:31, Reply)

As far as I can ascertain, life in London is very lonely and many there rely on internet 'friends' to plug the gaps.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 9:39, Reply)

sad times, tangers
they should strike up a conversation with one of their fellow tube farters
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 9:41, Reply)

lol tube farts
/ac
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 8:52, Reply)