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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I once fell asleep after a HEAVY night out with my mouth openWhen I woke up, my tongue had almost entirely dried out, was about half the size, hard and brown. I had to pour water into my mouth and swill it round for about 20 mins before I could speak
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 10:18,
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It looked like cracked leather(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 10:24,
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Seriously something else wrong there. Your blood stream should have still carried the water around to the cells contained in your toungethe outer may have dried out but to shrink to half the size and go hard? I think you probably have the bad aids mate.
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Peej, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 10:29,
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it would have been all the boozedehydrating him
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 10:30,
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^not how anatomy worksI fell asleep with my eye open once and it dried out and stung like a bitch when I blinked for about 3 days
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Peej, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 10:23,
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Back in the contact lens days, I forgot to take them out onceI woke up, able to see but fearing cataracts
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 10:25,
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YeahIt was like peeling clingfilm off your eyeball
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 10:37,
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the worst thing i did was to squirt them with the cleaning fluid and then forget to wash them with saline before putting them inthe pain was so dreadful i could hardly open my eyes long enough to get them out, and the whites turned the colour of chopped liver for about 3 hours.
as i'd been in a massive rush to go out, this displeased me greatly. fucking hell they were sore.
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