I'm not being a bender, it's fucking freezing.
Sure the air's not all that cold at first, but I'm sat under it for seven and a half hours. It gets to you. YOU DONT KNOW, MAN, YOU WERENT THERE, MAN, YOU WERENT THERE
( Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:01, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

No offence mate, it may be fucking freezing,
the air may not be all that cold at first but when you're sat under it for seven and a half hours it may get to you. I DON'T KNOW, MAN, I'M NOT THERE, MAN, I'M NOT THERE

But you are being a bender.

HTH
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:05, Reply)

I tell you want, Meaters, after I have to cut off my own fingers, blackened and dead from frostbite
with a pair of fucken nut-crackers, Ranulph Fiennes style, I'll come over your gaff and slip 'em into your chilli con carne.
( Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:07, Reply)

Would save on garlic I suppose

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:07, Reply)

Also, thanks for 'telling me want'
HAHAHHA A TYPO!!!!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:08, Reply)

I wish Dozer was here, he'd love all the mistakes in this thread!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:09, Reply)

I don't really, I hope he is dead.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:10, Reply)

HAHA OH NO I'VE RENDERED MY ENTIRE INTERNET ARGUMENT VOID WITH ONE SLIP OF A KEYBOARD

( Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:10, Reply)

Sad times bro

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:18, Reply)

Put another layer of clothing on then
There's a reason why people don't walk to the North pole in t-shirts you know.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:08, Reply)