I'm asuming the pub has quite a bit of room in it?
if so buy her one of these
www.very.co.uk/hauck-lightning-go-cart/929757260.prd?aff=google&affsrc=acquisition&cm_mmc=google-_-PLA+-+Toys+&+Games-_-Toys+&+Games+-+Toys+-+Generic-_-NA&kpid=13588162&gclid=CJivgNjUmMICFWjItAodOWsA7Q
and fit Ben Hur style wheel scythes for the smokers in the door way, just an idea like.

Alt: I've always been a Christmas person, this will be the first time in years that I don't have to be driving relatives back and forth on Christmas day, so I have no excuse to not drink.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:16, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Alright hare.
We've harnessed her trike to the dog before, that was lols. That go kart looks good too!
Dinner for one microwave meal and a bottle of gin then?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:20, Reply)

All b3tan are fatties so a micro meal for one just wouldn't cut it TBH

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:27, Reply)

Your local soup kitchen may do something?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:33, Reply)

I just couldn't take looking at Battered on Christmas day, not that he would ever mention his charity work!

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:35, Reply)

He volunteers in a soup kitchen? Or is a client?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:36, Reply)

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2304913
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:38, Reply)

Yeah by killing homeless hookers

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:39, Reply)

homeless Polish
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:40, Reply)

+ homeless immigrant

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:41, Reply)