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Moribund moments and memories of soft play
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:20,
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'Soft play' is another one of those phrases I hate but don't really know why. Bit american innit.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:21,
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It is a bit shit, but can;t say it's ever in my vocabulary on the account of me not being a nonce and having no kids.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:24,
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Also 'play date', I think it's just wanky parents trying to make having some fucking boring shit machine around all the time sound fun and cool
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:26,
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The idea of a midget letching over married mothers whilst parenting is my guess?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:24,
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cor!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:26,
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without googling or otherwise looking it up, do you know what 'moribund' means?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:23,
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I think it has something to do with sausages
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:26,
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How many?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:26,
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What ratio?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:27,
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2.3:1
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:27,
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Ted Rogers got Alzheimer's
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:28,
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^Knows his RUSTY BIN^
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:30,
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Is that in chipolatas?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:29,
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sossage to chipolata quotient
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:31,
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YESSSSSSSSSSSS
I dun knew I gots dat one right, ight
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:32,
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your knackered old pussy
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:28,
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she's in alright nick for a cat of that age
Reduced kidney function, but that's to be expected.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:30,
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