what's the worst crimble prezzie you've ever received?
my gran used to give us wooden chip shop forks and ice cream spoons that she'd collected off the beach

lol jewish
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:41, 21 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

a cheap shit Ben Sherman watch
I didn't even bother to pretend I liked it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:43, Reply)

if she was jewish surely shed have sold them to you, no?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:46, Reply)

bit racist

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 19:04, Reply)

I got a thing that looked like a petrol pump,
That you were supposed to fill with beer. It wasnt refrigerated or very portable. So all it served to do was make getting beer in to me one step longer than normal. It never made it out of the box, and I regifted to done cunt staff member at a Christmas do 2 weeks later.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:51, Reply)

that's the sort of shite they used to flog in those little gift magazines you got with newspapers
back in the olden days when newspapers were a thing
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 19:05, Reply)

Cheer up mate
www.diabetes.co.uk/diabetes-and-depression.html , you've got lots to look forward to www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/11099396/Greater-risk-of-dementia-for-those-with-diabetes.html
(Mr Udagawa, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 19:12, Reply)

dunno who you are. soz

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 19:12, Reply)

it's ok to be forgetful mate

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 19:13, Reply)

super

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 19:19, Reply)