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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I ate some chilli and fell asleep. I'm getting old.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:34, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
hahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:36, Reply)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:37, Reply)
innit.
Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:39, Reply)
I would've had a nap but had to go to the post depot to pick something up that turned out to be not what I was expecting

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:37, Reply)
you should have your own fly-on-the-wall documentary

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:38, Reply)
I'm currently watching Harry Potter with the apelets

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:39, Reply)
I've got it on as well, but I'm not watching it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:40, Reply)
you poor bastard
Mine are playing with rubber balls in the dining room. Nothing can possibly go wrong.
(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:40, Reply)
It's alright at least they're quiet
Voldamort looks a lot like nikki lauda
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:42, Reply)
the whole series is an extended metaphor for the 1976 formula 1 season

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:43, Reply)
I can see Harry Potter as a F1 playboy james hunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:45, Reply)
What were you expecting?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:39, Reply)
my watch back from the fixers
turned out to be some bloody piano music for the wife
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:40, Reply)
Can you make up something less dull please.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:42, Reply)
Sorry it was massive sex drugs and and a sous vide machine

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:43, Reply)
Get a sodastream.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:44, Reply)
Stick it up your cock end and shit out an "Aero"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:46, Reply)
Don't be rude.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:47, Reply)
Sorry mr Jeffery sir

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:47, Reply)
What you cooking for dinner this evening?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:50, Reply)
I've tomato and chilli soup so might just have that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:33, Reply)
I just made potato and leek on account of it being winter and that.

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:45, Reply)
Tomorrow is slow cooked pork belly, potato, swede and hazelnut gratin, Garlic calvanero negro and some little picked mushrooms
all sous vide
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:06, Reply)
gratin sous vide sounds not at all nonsensical

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:08, Reply)
Fuck off you stupid ginger cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:10, Reply)
soz mum

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:11, Reply)
and calvanero negro is presumably related to cavalo nero only way cooler

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:11, Reply)
Shut up honky

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:14, Reply)
soz dad

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:16, Reply)
Please include manufacturer, dull watch facts and gauche mentions of price

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:43, Reply)
Snoopy Timex.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:46, Reply)
#swatcheroo

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:47, Reply)
NICE!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:47, Reply)
I was reasonably pleased with that one

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:49, Reply)
Yeah, alright. Don't milk it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:50, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:51, Reply)
It's a massive mirrored g shock with camp strap

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:48, Reply)
Pure class

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:49, Reply)
Camp.
Like Larry Grayson.

You have a bender watch.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:51, Reply)
camo strap?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:59, Reply)
they do that on purpose to keep the nations spirits down, it's always the least exciting of things you're expecting that gets 'carded'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:39, Reply)
You should have lowered your expectations before going.
That way you'd either have been pleasantly surprised or simply accepting.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:43, Reply)
Problem is my wife had forgotten ordering anything so the assumption was pretty strong

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:44, Reply)
slam her fingers in the lid
it's the only way they learn
(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:45, Reply)
So your general ennui is essentially the fault of your wife.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:46, Reply)

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