You lot will find this amusing
Been out both nights this weekend, and on each occasion I've had a lengthy conversation with a woman about how they can't believe I'm not gay.

Still got it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 12:04, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

That's probably because you're Gay.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 30 Nov 2014, 12:11, Reply)

Yeah. What a bender.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 12:12, Reply)

he's definitely the gayest one here

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 12:27, Reply)

even GeordieJay is more butch than Darth

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 12:28, Reply)

Gayest b3tan 2010 onwards

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 12:41, Reply)

Especially since I shaved off the beard
Now have no counterargument to "but you look gay"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 12:41, Reply)

they want you to shit in their cunt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 12:16, Reply)

alright dapper, how's the job centre

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 13:19, Reply)

you need to stop spending so much time on you are appearance

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 12:54, Reply)

like splashing Chanel on a pig

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 13:06, Reply)

Givenchy, darling
Give me some fucking credit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 13:07, Reply)

Givenchy is basically Superdrug own-brand

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 13:37, Reply)

If you say so
I know fuck all about perfume.

You bender.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 13:44, Reply)

see ... this may be where you're going wrong ... perfume is for ladies
because their twats stink
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 13:47, Reply)

This made me laugh so hard I had to quickly think of an explanation for my workmates

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 13:51, Reply)

how about 'it's sunday, why the fuck aren't we all at home'

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 13:59, Reply)

I went with something even more tragic
Said I was thinking about the last time I, or anyone else, saw my penis

Then started crying
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:04, Reply)