I'm off sick again
Half ill, half bored already. I hate being ill. How do you entertain yourself when you are too well to be in bed but too sick to go anywhere? Nil points for anything wanking related.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:05, 6 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

get over it

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:07, Reply)

she said no points for wanking related

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:11, Reply)

That's why nobody's replied

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:13, Reply)

that's more likely because she's done nothing but whimper about having a sniffle for three days
poor meatsnake /ac
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:19, Reply)

hitler

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:13, Reply)

Do not, under any circumstances, switch on daytime TV
That way madness lies
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:16, Reply)

I know
^ Look what it's done to dr doley here ^
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:18, Reply)

Unlikely for me to get the madness from TV
In my days of unemployment I didn't have a TV
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:22, Reply)

tranny chaser eh?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:24, Reply)

You say that like it's a bad thing!
'And you, have you ever experienced the unique delights of a ladyman'?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:26, Reply)

we've all had one off the wrist over Domino Presley

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:28, Reply)

Give me 5 minutes.....

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:34, Reply)

How did it go?

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:41, Reply)

Quite well
*Sits back and smokes cigarette*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:47, Reply)

not you!
dr unemployable
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:00, Reply)

GIN
this will perk you up enough so that you can get some decent clobber on and make yourself look respectable for when Frog gets home.
Nice bit of dinner on the table for him and then silence so he can eat in peace
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:20, Reply)

get some really peaty whisky and tan the whole bottle

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:21, Reply)

You're coming across as really ill I must say. Nearly as inspirational as the guy I know with pancreatic cancer who continues to work.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:23, Reply)

Pancreatic cancer?
Dead man walking
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:25, Reply)

al or
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:26, Reply)

Hi meatsnake

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:37, Reply)

SHUT UP

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:41, Reply)

up yours, dickface

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:48, Reply)

it's a cold
they make you feel utterly shit. they are annoying because they're such stupid little things.

much like you, now i come to think of it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:02, Reply)

^lazy cow on the self certificate

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:10, Reply)

as if
my boss specifically ordered me home, and i quote, "but mostly because i don't want you giving it to everybody else."

whereas frankly what's the point of being miserable if you can't pass it on to everyone else?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:20, Reply)

so as well as not trusting you to cross town on your own
your boss tells you when to go home sick?

this sounds like a healthy adult working relationship
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:23, Reply)