This customer just won't shut up
On the one hand, I've very bored by pretending I'm listening to her. On the other, there's been calls waiting since forever, and the longer she keeps bending my eye, the more chance there is that some of those people will die.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:45, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Death Foxtrot

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:47, Reply)

callcentre job at 35 = life failure

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:48, Reply)

I'm 36
I know I'm a failure

But at least I'm not a total fucking cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:50, Reply)

Don't listen to him.
He's blissfully unaware of the fact people sometimes find happiness without material worth.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:53, Reply)

Lacking wit or charm^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:56, Reply)

^ Still Scottish

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:58, Reply)

Bending your eye, eh?

( Kroney, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:48, Reply)

BENDING HIS BROWN EYE MORE LIKE!!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:49, Reply)

Here's mud in your ear!

( Kroney, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:49, Reply)

My ears gave up and fucked off a long time ago

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:49, Reply)

Alright Jay.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:57, Reply)

Are the calls recorded?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:54, Reply)

Oh hell yes
Some poor fuckers get paid to listen to them. I reckon that must be about the worst job in the world, unless you're on ecstasy, in which case it might be the best
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:57, Reply)