we had 2 christmas trees when i was a kid
a tasteful one that my mother did, and a kids' one for the play room. every december my brother and i draped the same 1970's lametta over that tree, which took us seconds. and every january we took it off, piece by piece. which took us hours.

in hindsight, my mother was a genius.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:15, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Lametta is great, you just take it off with the hoover.

( Peej, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:24, Reply)

or let the neighbours' cat eat it

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:25, Reply)

You've never known true misery until you've pulled lengths of shitty foil out of a cat's anus.

( Kroney, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:36, Reply)

I saw someone pulling a long length of towel out of a dogs arse once.
It was like a horrible magic trick.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:37, Reply)

my friend's dog used to fish used tampax out of the bathroom bin and eat them
that is about as gross as it gets, i think
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:39, Reply)

^used to eat tampax out of a dogs arse

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:41, Reply)

Jesus that is vile.
I once caught my old housemates dog joyfully tucking into her own turds.

Made a change from my glasses, I suppose.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:41, Reply)

*bowk*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:42, Reply)

I like it when dog owners kiss their dogs

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:43, Reply)