we all missed chimpy last night!
well, shambo didn't.

I am picking my chrimbo prezzi today and dinner out tonight.

it's facking cold here.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:56, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Are you saying shambles was posting incessantly and obsessively 24/7? Are you sure you have the right internet nerd??
What present are you getting?

I have to go and buy a Christmas jumper. Where does one get such a thing? Tesco?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:05, Reply)

Asda.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:05, Reply)

There isn't one near me
I'm trying to avoid Westfield, it's full of Christmas cunts
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:07, Reply)

Next have them
With flashing LEDs
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:09, Reply)

Ack so tempting
But again the nearest next is in Westfield

Haha just spoke to tesco. "Do you have really horrible Christmas jumpers?"

"Oh yes madam, we most certainly do."

Result!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:11, Reply)

i am getting a set of regs.
Internet for all Xmas purchases.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:46, Reply)

Halfords number plates!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:56, Reply)

Regs???

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:57, Reply)

I think it might be some sort of Sodastream for underwater swimmers.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:01, Reply)

Chimpy and Battered!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:05, Reply)

I've just been out in shorts and a tshirt.
It's a lot colder out than it looks.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:49, Reply)

it's pretty frosty up here

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:53, Reply)

don't put it up there then

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:54, Reply)

Blazin' sunshine down here.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:55, Reply)