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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I hope that the current silence has come about from a hurried telephone call.
"Hi, remember your dad got that handbrake lodged in his arse? How exactly did he manage it? Yeah, your dad, the one who likes Cheryl Cole..."
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:32, 1 reply, 10 years ago)
it did
except that it was on the machinations of redevelopment break clauses, not anal handbrake fun.

mine is not to question why. she said he had a 1960's sports car, i just thought maybe the handbrake was different. you could have sat on the one in my old beetle.

("could have". not did.)

besides, who cares if it's technically accurate, it makes me smile every time i see that old bolan shrine.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:34, Reply)
Doubt it.
media.giphy.com/media/38M1vLbBn6gRa/giphy.gif

I'm afraid to say, that's your mates dad.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:36, Reply)
i wish i wasn't actually thinking about it now
what if you yanked the handbrake up to do a handbrake turn, then skidded out of control, flew about a bit, landed on it?

EH??????
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:43, Reply)
this is almost as unlikely as you ever admitting that you're wrong despite huge piles of evidence

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:46, Reply)
You'd have to have your seat belt off, rotate your whole body 180 degrees, probably break both legs to get your body into that position to enable the lever to be forced up your arse...
just, no!

Are you going to call your mate tonight and break the bad news to her?
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:46, Reply)
no way
it's far more fun this way

maybe the gear stick joined in for seconds
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:51, Reply)

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