I'm off to disneyland Paris next week for a magical Christmas experience
I've just checked and its going to be raining. Bollocks.

Sking? dunno anything about it mate, not allowed too do it, no Cruciate Ligaments left you see. All expenses paid though? Well i'd go and enjoy the free food and booze personally.
( Peej, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:03, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

it's OK ... I heard somebody has built one of the most beautiful cities in the world just up the road
so when you realise what a horrifically bad choice you've made, you can just go there and have a real holiday instead
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:05, Reply)

Perhaps I have made a bad choice for an adult
but as its not for me but for my daughters aged 4 and 6 who are (unfortunately maybe) in to princesses and Disney. I am sure they will enjoy it. Maybe not quite as much as Paris in the rain but I've been to Disneyland PAris at Christmas before and they loved it.
( Peej, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:09, Reply)

the poor fucks

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:10, Reply)

no'ffence like

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:12, Reply)

It's ok, I just realised I don't actually need to explain my kids interests or our choice of short break to you.
I'm still fucked off it will be raining though.
( Peej, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:19, Reply)

I'm not sure what weather you were expecting in northern France in December

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:20, Reply)

Well when we went at the same time two years ago it was snowing and the lake was frozen.
It were quite nice like.
( Peej, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:23, Reply)

the disney thing is fine, it's their age, and they'll remember it with glee
but exposing them to... french people? is that wise?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:13, Reply)

Its OK Swipe
There's no French people there
( Peej, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:18, Reply)

oh well fair enough then
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease send me a picture of you cuddling mickey or donald? please? i'd enjoy that even more than the pirate one.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:20, Reply)

No.
And theres nothing wrong with dressing as a pirate and playing to a festival crowd. Its a sacred Cornish tradition or something.

I tell you what, I'll try and get Chip and Dale to simulate a gang rape with me and get the wife to snap a few pictures.
( Peej, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:22, Reply)

that's quite an image
a cornish sausage in a chipmunk bap
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:23, Reply)

I have a picture of me glaring at goofy from last time

( Peej, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:27, Reply)

you send me that
and i'll send you more cute birdie pictures to make the kids squee.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:27, Reply)

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( Peej, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:30, Reply)

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( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:40, Reply)

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