Maybe you should take your own advice
First thing you said to me today was that I'm a failure. You know I'm manic depressive and recently out of the defining relationship of my life and it's the first thing you can think of to say. In fact, it's the first thing you say to me every day. You contribute nothing of worth or value to this board and given that, yes, I only know you from what you post, I'm forced to conclude that this is true in every aspect of your life. One taste of your own medicine, and you're telling me to lighten up and reminding me - yet again - what a total failure I am.

And you wonder why I think you're a cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:58, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

You must admit this is slightly more interesting than chutney puns though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:07, Reply)

^chutney

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:09, Reply)

It is my most deeply held, fondest belief that dozer has some kind of social disorder.

( Kroney, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:19, Reply)