I've got the day off, and tomorrow off.
I have just returned from going to the local caf for a fry-up, which I washed down with a pint at my awesome local.

Anyone who doesn't think I'm absolutely fantastic in every way can go fuck themselves for the pricks they are.

Morning!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:12, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

+Now get on your knees and worship my dick

( Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:13, Reply)

^chutney.
What did your fry-up contain?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:14, Reply)

CHIPS

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:27, Reply)

I think you're an unfunny smug prick.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:15, Reply)

in b4 takes one to know one

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:16, Reply)

in b4 i know u r but wat am i

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:16, Reply)

rock n roll

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:20, Reply)