Alright you lot.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:41, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

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( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:41, Reply)

Hiya!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:42, Reply)

How are you & the wife?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:43, Reply)

She's covered in flour; I'm dicking around here.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:44, Reply)

Enough of the sexual stuff ta.
Going to Edinburgh for New Year?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:45, Reply)

Yup, new year's day with Blousie and beekers.
I am afraid that beeks will try to kill me with mojitos like he did the last time he came for NY, and i'll end up breaking my arse again.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:47, Reply)

how's he doing?
Last I heard he was back in the borders.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:48, Reply)

Yeah he is.
He laid down some drum tracks for a Berlin based techno band a couple of weeks ago. When he was in Berlin. Saw him a few weeks back an' all, in Edinburgh, when I hilariously forgot to book hotel rooms for an overnight stay. how we laughed! he's doing OK, new job, dating again, seems happy.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:50, Reply)

lol!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:51, Reply)

It was OK, we managed to get booked into one a couple of streets away for not much more.
I was convinced I'd booked the fucker though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:53, Reply)

senior moment

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:55, Reply)

Very much so.
44 in a week's time :(
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:55, Reply)

christ

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:57, Reply)

I know.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:58, Reply)

alright deegee

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:41, Reply)

Alright Dozer.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:42, Reply)

aye

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:43, Reply)

Good man.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:45, Reply)

I just had solid food for the first time in 30 hours or so, hope it stays down eh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:47, Reply)

I know a few people who have succumbed to the annual laugh fest that is the 'Do I shit myself or puke all over' bug.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:49, Reply)

I was throwing up all night then today it was arse gravy, loads of fun!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:50, Reply)

As a doctor, I prescribe you fuck off.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:11, Reply)

as your patient, I am reporting you to the GMC

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:15, Reply)

You'll be dead soon.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:20, Reply)

I'm feeling much better actually.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:21, Reply)

Personally, I am heartened by this news.
It means i can resume following your comments on LinkedIn.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:22, Reply)

you must be really bored then

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:23, Reply)

You're never bored when you have a keyboard.
Unless you're a keyboard playing Meyer brother.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:24, Reply)

He's shit on Linkedin.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:32, Reply)