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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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If she wears leather shoes or sits on a leather covered seat
You are allowed to punch her in the tits. Another fact.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 20:13, 1 reply, 10 years ago)
She wears leather, but buys it second hand. Apparently that's recycling.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 20:20, Reply)
it's almost as if her half-baked views on ethics are made up on the hoof.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 20:23, Reply)
animals have hooves
She wouldn't use them.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 20:26, Reply)
Alright jeff,

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 20:29, Reply)
Yeah. Just had a curry, might have a beer in a bit.
Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 20:43, Reply)
Good mate, bit pissed at work :0

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 20:47, Reply)
What happened to 'get pub, stop drinking'?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 20:49, Reply)
Generally, I don't, just fancied a few pints, one led to another.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 20:50, Reply)
Well get another one then!
And make sure you put the money in the till.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 20:53, Reply)
I try to pretend she ain't there.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 20:30, Reply)
last Christmas an unwell relative meant we had the whole tribe round.
For efficiency's sake I pretended I wasn't there.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 20:37, Reply)
We've the lot round, mine hers. If it wasn't for nut job, I'd enjoy it more.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 20:42, Reply)
my relatives aren't that twatty really but I'd rather spend time with people I know and like than feigning interest in the lives of people I see less than once a year.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 20:44, Reply)
I have my dad, brother and the dog for intelligent conversation.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 20:49, Reply)

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