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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Still not bought the wife hers, no fucking idea.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 19:04,
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Pair of Marigolds and a new set of dishcloths mate.
She'll be putty in your hands.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Dec 2014, 19:06,
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And, if you want her to swallow, chuck in a nice teatowel an' all.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Dec 2014, 19:11,
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A dishwasher would get watersports prollies.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 19:13,
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You could get her to stick a dishwasher tablet up her beforehand.
Hey presto, instant kinky Ibiza foam party!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Dec 2014, 19:14,
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Would freshen it up a bit too.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 19:20,
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Possibility.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 19:11,
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