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	 I went to the pub earlier, but I left still thirsty so I went to the off licence.
	I went to the pub earlier, but I left still thirsty so I went to the off licence. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 21:54,
	
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	 I got some cans in.
	I got some cans in.
 	I'm all class.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 21:55,
	
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	 Me too, if you bought six you got 10% off.
	Me too, if you bought six you got 10% off. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 21:56,
	
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	 Something about Chipolatas
	Something about Chipolatas
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 21:57,
	
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	 Nah, I had xmas dinner lunchtime
	Nah, I had xmas dinner lunchtime 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 21:59,
	
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	 Bloody hell
	Bloody hell
 	you put your turkey in a bit early mate
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:00,
	
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	 I'm one of those cunts who celebrates xmas everyday to make up for my empty life and failed career
	I'm one of those cunts who celebrates xmas everyday to make up for my empty life and failed career
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:01,
	
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	 I'll drink to that
	I'll drink to that
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:02,
	
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	 Although if I had the celebrate one day every day I'm not sure that I would choose Christmas
	Although if I had the celebrate one day every day I'm not sure that I would choose Christmas
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:04,
	
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	 I wanted to do that.
	I wanted to do that.
 	But given the offies here close at 10 it looks like I'm staying in the pub.
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:04,
	
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	 I didn't intend on being in the pub for hours, I'm so spontaneous and adventurous
	I didn't intend on being in the pub for hours, I'm so spontaneous and adventurous 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:06,
	
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	 Offy shuts at 10?
	Offy shuts at 10?
 	Unless the answer is 'war torn Britain' I would love to know where you live.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:06,
	
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	 Offys in Iceland are only open for something stupid like an hour at six o'clock, ridiculous.
	Offys in Iceland are only open for something stupid like an hour at six o'clock, ridiculous. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:08,
	
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	 Scotland.
	Scotland.
 	No off sales after 10.
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:08,
	
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	 Sounds shit, I could pick up the phone at 3am and order food and wine to be delivered
	Sounds shit, I could pick up the phone at 3am and order food and wine to be delivered 
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:10,
	
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	 But who wants to live in a travel lodge?
	But who wants to live in a travel lodge?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:12,
	
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	 It's no Premier Inn
	It's no Premier Inn 
 	OOOOOOOOOOKKKKKAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:15,
	
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	 ^ Algenon Winston Castleray Razzamatazz
	^ Algenon Winston Castleray Razzamatazz
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:27,
	
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	 Think I might have missed a 'Spencer'
	Think I might have missed a 'Spencer'
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:28,
	
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	 I fear we may be the only ones who get this
	I fear we may be the only ones who get this
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:29,
	
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	 McBeef would be all over this.
	McBeef would be all over this.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:35,
	
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	 He'll be drunk and slumped in some allyway with a toothless asian giving him a gob job
	He'll be drunk and slumped in some allyway with a toothless asian giving him a gob job
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:37,
	
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	 Trust this was renegotiated when Cameron was giving away MY MONEY to get a no vote.
	Trust this was renegotiated when Cameron was giving away MY MONEY to get a no vote.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:14,
	
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	 nope. always been this way.
	nope. always been this way.
 	When I first came to Scotland I thought it was great with pubs open until 12/1. Shortly after England got 24hour.
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 Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:19,
	
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	 Just smash thier back doors in and leave an IOU
 	This could also work at the off-licence
	Just smash thier back doors in and leave an IOU
 	This could also work at the off-licence
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:07,
	
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