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Well, I went to the pub.
Then I came back again.
Might do some of that online shopping in a bit.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 21:46,
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I am back from the public toilets, might find some self respect in a bit.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 21:51,
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I went to the pub earlier, but I left still thirsty so I went to the off licence.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 21:54,
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I got some cans in.
I'm all class.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 21:55,
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Me too, if you bought six you got 10% off.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 21:56,
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Something about Chipolatas
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 21:57,
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Nah, I had xmas dinner lunchtime
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 21:59,
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Bloody hell
you put your turkey in a bit early mate
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:00,
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I'm one of those cunts who celebrates xmas everyday to make up for my empty life and failed career
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:01,
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I'll drink to that
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:02,
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Although if I had the celebrate one day every day I'm not sure that I would choose Christmas
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:04,
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I wanted to do that.
But given the offies here close at 10 it looks like I'm staying in the pub.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:04,
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I didn't intend on being in the pub for hours, I'm so spontaneous and adventurous
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:06,
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Offy shuts at 10?
Unless the answer is 'war torn Britain' I would love to know where you live.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:06,
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Offys in Iceland are only open for something stupid like an hour at six o'clock, ridiculous.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:08,
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Scotland.
No off sales after 10.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:08,
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Sounds shit, I could pick up the phone at 3am and order food and wine to be delivered
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:10,
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But who wants to live in a travel lodge?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:12,
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It's no Premier Inn
OOOOOOOOOOKKKKKAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:15,
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^ Algenon Winston Castleray Razzamatazz
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:27,
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Think I might have missed a 'Spencer'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:28,
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I fear we may be the only ones who get this
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:29,
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McBeef would be all over this.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:35,
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He'll be drunk and slumped in some allyway with a toothless asian giving him a gob job
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:37,
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Trust this was renegotiated when Cameron was giving away MY MONEY to get a no vote.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:14,
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nope. always been this way.
When I first came to Scotland I thought it was great with pubs open until 12/1. Shortly after England got 24hour.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:19,
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Just smash thier back doors in and leave an IOU
This could also work at the off-licence
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:07,
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I do all my best online shopping at about 11pm on a Fri or Sat
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 21:59,
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^regular visitor to adultwork ^
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:06,
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I'm not really sure what that is
But I'm sure it's probably got an age restriction on it?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:08,
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Bedsit hours!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:07,
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The time when four walls just ent enough
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:09,
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+ sausages
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:10,
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Rossages
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:11,
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starring jonathan rockov
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:20,
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alright
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:20,
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That's private soz
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:23,
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You sould 2.0 the nosey cunt
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:29,
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alright
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:31,
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If you listen to this, YEAH
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUqcBwQjj4k
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:33,
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But then I'd miss all his hilarious witty remarks and satirical sideways glances at the world.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:37,
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...................
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:39,
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On opposite day!!!!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:40,
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I like the bit when he says "alright" lots of times
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:42,
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On opposite day!!!!!
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:42,
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Hey that's today!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:49,
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I'm not sure if this day would be the one
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2436660
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:51,
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It would on opposite day, which is today.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:51,
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If only we had a HSH thread TODAY!
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:56,
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some might say 'Pynchonesque'
some pricks
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:40,
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alright
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:31,
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yer
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:37,
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Yeah. But you don't need to know that.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:29,
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alright
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:31,
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aye, you?
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 23:03,
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Well I went out and all
It's a bit shit, might go home again
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:37,
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BYE!
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:38,
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It's a bit late to be out mate, be careful.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:38,
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