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I've had the same wok since I left home, that's served well over the years. Good knives are a must too.
We have a sushi maker that's never been used, ditto the George Forman fatty grill.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:16,
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knives are like the speaker cables of the culinary world
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:18,
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I have a really good chefs roll, if ever the zombie apocalypse happens that would be my weapon of choice
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:19,
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We have a massive axe, it's great. Not for grub, firewood :((
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:21,
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^ Been shown the landlord ropes by WeePee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:23,
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I reckon you want a couple of small axes for weaponry
Big wood-chopping axes are a bit unwieldy
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:23,
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Especially since the useless cunt can't even light a fire
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:25,
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I'm like a cross between Bear Grylls, and Fred Flintstone.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:27,
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If ever the zombie apocalypse happens and I was given a choice between you or Nakers being on my team I would have to pause for a second to think about it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:30,
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It will never happen and you're a tit for even mentioning it.
You're welcome
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:31,
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Yeah you're probably right I wouldn't want Nakers on my team at all
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:34,
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Team hare? Could do with a namechange tbh.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:37,
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Pubic Hare.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:44,
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Harey cornflakes?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:47,
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Pair of fucking stupid cunts?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:48,
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You're out the team, def.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:53,
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Wait, with a head the size of his he may have some use
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:54,
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Fun though!Looking at chainsaws at the moment.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:25,
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I love my chainsaw
Brrrrrrm brrrrrrm!
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:38,
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Yeah, my old fella has a Husqvarna. Are we allowed chainsaw chat?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:46,
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better than fucking pots and pans and plimsolls
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:50,
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Sure why not
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:53,
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RENRENRENRENRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEENGNGNGNGNGGGGGGRENRENREN
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 16:03,
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my brother swears by his george formby grill, apparently when you see the amount of fat that oozes out of it, it's quite off putting
i tell him there's no fat in chickpeas.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:25,
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Might try it for a lovely thick steak.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:26,
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he does salmon and tuna steaks on it too, i think
either that or he's just lying to me, as i bought it for him a few years ago. perfectly possible.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:27,
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fuck that shit
it won't get nearly hot enough and the last fucking thing you want to do is drain the fat from it
Christ alive, man. I thought you were a doctor.
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:39,
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how do you know what he wants to do?
stop shoving your opinion down everyone else's throat like YM with a sailor's scabby cock.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:46,
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why is it always syphilitic dicksucking with you?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:47,
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poor meatsnake
/ac
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:48,
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i'm practising for when you make it down to london
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:48,
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pipe down, old mother bulimia
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