morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 8:11, 67 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Yes, yes it is morning.
Yet another with no after-effects of alcohol, I might get used to this 'drinking in moderation' lark, it seems to suit me.
How's things then, big boy?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 8:19, Reply)

What the shit kind of shitting time is this to be at work?
Bunch of fucking shit if you ask me.
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 8:54, Reply)

ah good, a proper (full) day at work

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 8:58, Reply)

Eff that, I'm staying no later than 3.30

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 9:12, Reply)

i'm here until five, but i did get a bacon sandwich bought for me and £50 for being a good boy and helping out over xmas

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 9:13, Reply)

Hi!
I could do with a new head and liver please. Ooh, maybe a kidney too, cheers.
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 9:09, Reply)

Lightweight.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 9:12, Reply)

I'd drink you under the table and leave you crying like a pussy tangeroo

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 9:34, Reply)

puss Mont
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 9:37, Reply)

Haha, well the 'right laugh' we have here is certainly providing a great distraction from being back in work!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 9:30, Reply)

^first upset of 2015

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 9:31, Reply)

I'm leaving forever

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 9:32, Reply)

leaving forever mashing F5 in the hope that someone will post soon
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 9:33, Reply)

i could do with a pint

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 9:35, Reply)

Get me one while you're at it m8
Chaser woudln't go amiss either
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 9:36, Reply)

looks like a desk can day

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 9:42, Reply)

we should be so lucky

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 9:33, Reply)

youtu.be/JftB17I7kJY
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 9:35, Reply)

well at least it wasn't kylie

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 9:41, Reply)

Woo!! It's like 'the bells' all over again.
I'm sure I've got a party popper left somwhere
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 9:35, Reply)

alright looser's

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 9:37, Reply)

sympathy alright

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 10:21, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 10:26, Reply)

less than a week until my birthday btw just sayin

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 9:43, Reply)

You don't need to tell me, snobrow
also, 'fewer'
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 9:45, Reply)

Fewer than a week until you are wedding anniversary btw just sayin

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 9:47, Reply)

Tin this year
Might get some anniversary cans for her
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 9:50, Reply)

is that 10 years?
also i done a lol at anniversary cans, well done, cheers.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 9:52, Reply)

Ten long years.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 10:02, Reply)

Crikey

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 10:02, Reply)

It's less* to having the sex with a child over 11. Seriously friend, just think about that
*fewer
(Mr Udagawa, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 10:03, Reply)

Okay, what are the plans then?

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 11:00, Reply)

The new year is looking promising.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-30654731
( Muns, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 10:02, Reply)

i expect people would be pleasantly surprised if they uploaded the accident footage to their itunes as a 'gift'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 10:07, Reply)

That would be fantastic!
With any joy his next unfortunate incident will prompt a kindly surgeon to remove his larynx.
( Muns, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 10:11, Reply)

those fucking purple glasses annoy me a disproportionate amount

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 10:16, Reply)

They should cheer you up.
It's an ongoing reminder that his body is failing him.
( Muns, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 10:21, Reply)