i once lived for about 5 days on a gigantic box of uncle ben's white rice, boiled and served with melted butter and salt
being a student in london was FUN.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 11:38, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Still, at least Jarvis Cocker wrote that song about you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 11:44, Reply)

before alistair macgowan was famous (the same night he asked me out, fact fans)
i saw him do an impression of jarvis. it included the line, "so i farted... there."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 11:48, Reply)

I was a student in London
and I can guarantee you had far more disposable income than me. I never once struggled to eat. I put it too you that you wasted money on shit you didn't need.
( Peej, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 11:58, Reply)

i can't see why you think that statement even needs to be made
of course i did.

but then, what student doesn't?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 12:03, Reply)

I managed to do both.

( Peej, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 12:06, Reply)

yeah but how did you fit your square head through the door?
spongebobsquarepants.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 12:07, Reply)

Ummm because doors have 90 degree corners?

( Peej, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 12:14, Reply)

think she's a hobbit

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 12:15, Reply)