GIRLS ON THE INTERNET
ABANDON SHIP!

*KLAXON NOISES*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:05, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Excuse me,
but what do you think clendrix, The Grammar Badger, Lucy Van Pelt and wanderlust are? Hmm?

Gays pretending to be girls to lure us into a false sense of security so they can rape us at bashes?

I bloody well hope so.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:07, Reply)

Have you not met any of
Those fine ladies then?
( Cawl, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:08, Reply)

Only wanderlust, and she was lovely.
I was extremely disappointed by the lack of gay rape from the female b3tans at that bash.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:10, Reply)

Bert
I just cyber raped you.
What more do you want. really?
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:10, Reply)

FACE RAPE
and anal fisting. You fisting me, that is, I'd never do that to a lady, I have pointy knuckles.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:12, Reply)

Ok
Shall I take my rings and bracelets off or do you like the accidental rip?
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:13, Reply)

Leave them on
It's not accidental if I'm forcing my way back onto your hand.

This conversation is very wrong.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:16, Reply)

ha
This conversation rules.
You'll dream about this conversation tonight.
This conversation is your world.
You love it.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:19, Reply)

I could've been fisted all night
I could've been fisted all night,
and still yearned out for more....

*sighs*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:21, Reply)

Damn
Rumbled.
Oh well, bend over then.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:08, Reply)

Yum....

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:10, Reply)

*attends bash*
*bums Bert*
( wanderlust, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:09, Reply)

Yum

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:11, Reply)

AROOOOGA AROOOOGA!
I was attracted by all the kittens.
(GirlOfTheWorld, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:09, Reply)

NO
to girls on the Internet.
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:11, Reply)

First username I've seen
that actively indicates womanhood.

And TGB, have I not MET YOU?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:17, Reply)