Hello Dok
Less worthy chat and more shit on here now, I'm afraid.
How are you?
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:54, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I take personal offence to that

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:56, Reply)

So you should.
You're the biggest proponent of shite on here.
( Cawl, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:59, Reply)

and proud of it!
I am very sorry to anybody who doesn't like it. I just don't see off topic and QOTW as a place to chat, if I wanted to talk I'd talk to somebody, I'm here because I want to behave like a dick.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:00, Reply)

But the rest of us
are here because we want to talk to people and not put up with all the dicks from talk :p

Have you considered moving to talk? *opens brochure* I could offer you a nice goat view room ?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:06, Reply)

/talk confuses me too much
and the people are mean, I'm not mean.

Do you not want me here?

*sniff*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:08, Reply)

hehe
aww *hugs* you can stay then :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:19, Reply)

Thank you
I very nearly felt like pulling rank just then.

I'm sure you'll warm to me eventually, I'm not a bad bloke, I have a warm, sensitive side, or you'll just put up with me until you click 'ignore'.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:22, Reply)

Hmm
any post you make with regards to pulling anything make me wary.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:27, Reply)

Now who's being dirty?

*tugs plums*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:28, Reply)

Pah
I'm OK.

Get upto anything outrageous at the weekend?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:57, Reply)

Nothing outrageous
despite having my tiny flat invaded by Kaol and Wookiee on Saturday night. I successfully assembled an edible curry - phew!
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:05, Reply)

Invaded
By Kaol and Wookie.

It's a wonder the place is even still standing! Especialy after curry.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:08, Reply)

I so thought you were going to
make that into something sexual just then.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:09, Reply)

Thought about it.
But Ms clen would have my guts for garters, and then Kaol, and Wookie would have a go.

Not really

And anyway she like being invaded!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:12, Reply)

It's not an invasion when Wookie's involved
It's enforced liberation.

Viva el libercion!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:14, Reply)

Well
the Wookie is very liberated!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:30, Reply)

I like his smashing hats.

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:32, Reply)