what's going on?!
it looks like /talk!

*hides under bedclothes*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:06, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I know
I don't like /talk. It ascares me.
(GirlOfTheWorld, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:09, Reply)

Hiya Tulip!
Come out of there, how are you doing today?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:09, Reply)

No need to hide
HLT. We're still the same people, mostly, and you know we're nice.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:09, Reply)

May I have some of your nice tablet
please?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:11, Reply)

Why yes you can.
And I'll have to whip up another batch soon, coz it's almost gone.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:13, Reply)

Ta very much
Lovely lovely tablet-y goodness.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:15, Reply)

Tablet-y goodness
that's just the sugar rush talking.

on the bad side it will rot your teeth quicker than concentrated nitric acid!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:32, Reply)

What teeth?
True scotsmen lose their teeth to Irn Bru aged 9.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:34, Reply)

It is a bit odd
but you do get used to it.

That said, I preferred the old linear version. Non-linearity should be reserved for specialist optics, and diode currents and other such physics-y things.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:12, Reply)

er, what now?
I'm feeling all stupid today, and don't understand.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:17, Reply)

Translation:
Old system - good
New system - bad
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:18, Reply)

oh
thanks Bert
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:30, Reply)

Translation:
Come on my face big boy.

:D
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:31, Reply)

you presume too much sir!
^
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:33, Reply)

Translation:
Ok, I don't really like it in the face, because of that time I got some in my hair, and my eyes were stinging, so can we just hold hands and cuddle for now?

Sure, of course we can Tulip.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:37, Reply)

Oi, Bert
It's Monday! You may not know, but HLT and I have a personal 'arrangement' on Mondays.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:39, Reply)

I sincerely beg your pardon, good sir.


Can I have twosies?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:41, Reply)

Yes, I'm k2k6's Monday girl, whatever that entails
But sure, honey, Tuesdays can be our day...
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:44, Reply)

I think you have misunderstood me
I meant that when you're close to finishing with K, I'll jump in and finish you off.

While you're with K2k6, and he's done stroking your hair, staring longingly into your eyes and holding your hand, I'll come along, take you for a picnic, we'll share gin and tonics, eat some cake, and then fall asleep in each other's arms under the stars.
Then, in the morning; bumsex. My bum, that is.

But Tuesdays are good too.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:45, Reply)

Oh, erm
that's slightly less nice than I had at first thought
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:46, Reply)

Sorry,
I'll edit to add romance.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:50, Reply)

Aw, that's better
All right then.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 14:33, Reply)

I think
that's a question you'd need to ask Miss Tulip.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:44, Reply)