I'm eating onion ring crisps
and the onion flavouring is melting from the crisps onto my fingers like the gentle dusting of snow borne onto the upper slopes of Mount Fuji by the healing breath of the Dragon of Spring, causing a thousand hearts to set down the millstone of their toil and dream of Buddha's enigmatic smile for the time it takes for a cherry blossom to fall from the tree onto the nascent grass.
( .Yeti., Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:08, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

this is like POETRY or sutin

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:09, Reply)

Onion rings inspire me.
Each one is like the fresh and well-seasoned anus of a Disney princess.
( .Yeti., Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:11, Reply)

wonder if the little mermaid did normal human shits or whether it came out all stringy like goldfish shit

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:15, Reply)

don't think too hard about it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:15, Reply)

or, 'don't get too hard thinking about it'

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:21, Reply)

I'm pretty sure we can find some erotic fanfic that will tell us

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:15, Reply)

Either way, she's the undisputed champion at doing sneaky guffs in the bath.

( .Yeti., Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:17, Reply)