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Let's all be lovely to one another.
Alt: what's the loveliest thing right now?
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 18:41, 130 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

stuj, obv

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 18:44, Reply)

he really is VERY lovely

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 18:52, Reply)

I've always secretly admired your gigantofannybag, particularly it's mobile storage capability and hope to one day, when I'm middle aged, have one of my very own.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 18:51, Reply)

they're about a tenner from a hiking shop
maybe when you get your next McDonalds star you can treat yourself
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 18:53, Reply)

Why would mcdonalds give me a star? Are you stupid?

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 18:59, Reply)

I dunno ... maybe you mopped the floor without breaking something
or greeted a female customer without pissing your uniform
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:04, Reply)

yeah hahaha

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:06, Reply)

you're right
that second one was a bit far fetched
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:07, Reply)

it seems unlikely that mcdonalds would employ a persistently incontinent member of staff simply from a food hygiene / infection control stance. Come on Russell Group even you can do better than this

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:10, Reply)

I don't think either of you are being particularly lovely here

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:14, Reply)

Actually he started it after I complimented his gigantofannybag

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:16, Reply)

they're about a tenner from a hiking shop
I can give you the money if you're not confident of ever earning it
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:21, Reply)

Gee tell me more of your fabulous wealth, no doubt acquired when you're not constantly posting stuff on the internet all day long

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:31, Reply)

alright, swipe

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:33, Reply)

its weird I'll admit, more than one person noticing your daily wall of posts about everything, to everyone

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:35, Reply)

what is the acceptable posting frequency these days?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:39, Reply)

i guess after a decade of posting all day every day the facade of dr shambolics hugely successful life begins to slide

(Lou Carpenter, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:41, Reply)

prolly a lot less for people who type with a dobber or slave 12 hours in a tedious office job
it's no wonder they can't even be happy in a LOVELY thread
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:46, Reply)

^tearful

(Lou Carpenter, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:53, Reply)

The angel faces of little children

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 18:57, Reply)

trapped in your basement

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 18:59, Reply)

this would be funnier if you weren't actually sexually aroused by infants

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:01, Reply)

My mood.
I am always quite jovial mind.

YES AS FAT PEOPLE ARE LOL
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:00, Reply)

I do like a jolly fat chap.
Well played.
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:02, Reply)

the stroopwaffel I'm eating

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:01, Reply)

I do like a jolly fat chap.

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:03, Reply)

Mutton chop sideburns arouse me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:04, Reply)

you should ask swipe to show you the picture of me she carries in her pencil case

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:06, Reply)

*BLUEWAFFLE

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:14, Reply)

I've alway secretly admired your embarrassing comedy t-shirts and stupid mutton chops and goatee beard combination and your inability to shut up

(Lou Carpenter, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:01, Reply)

Your crush is entirely understandable, internet stranger

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:03, Reply)

shut up stupid

(Lou Carpenter, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:04, Reply)

ok

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:08, Reply)

why has everyone seen the photo of him except me?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:05, Reply)

because you're too stupid to search the b3ta bash photo pool

(Lou Carpenter, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:06, Reply)

just who is this 'sylvia garassino'???

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:11, Reply)

boudicca?
The only person on here so mental that the Admins banned an entire country
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:13, Reply)

oh christ

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:15, Reply)

what are you on about?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:13, Reply)

I can't even work out which upset regular it is
I thought it must be baggyfrock but he's currently pretending to be dozer
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:15, Reply)

probably baldmonkey

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:16, Reply)

I should have killed him in that knife fight

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:18, Reply)

hth xxxx
www.flickr.com/search/groups/?q=shambolic&w=77617660%40N00&m=pool
(Lou Carpenter, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:16, Reply)

I had no idea that existed.
Who's the chubby 10 year old in the 3rd photo?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:17, Reply)

that's old woman river

(Lou Carpenter, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:23, Reply)

blue something
he was a nice bloke so far as I remember ... even though he looks like a cheap panto Augustus Gloop
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:25, Reply)

fuck ... me, Fenris and Mr Tea in one photo
I genuinely didn't know that anything as sexy as that existed.
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:19, Reply)

Jesus H Christ
This is the very reason I have so far not gone to any b4sh
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 20:43, Reply)

because you're not an insecure internet tragedy

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:08, Reply)

^ obv the one dr s DIDN'T 'friend' on 'facebook'
:(((
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:08, Reply)

:((((

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:15, Reply)

I think the only occasional OTer I have on FB is the lovely gonz

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:16, Reply)

then we have a mutual Facebook friend.
Which basically makes us lovers.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:19, Reply)

everybody should be gonz's internet friend
He's the best one there.
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:19, Reply)

somehow I was his xbox live chum a few years back, dunno how that came about

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:23, Reply)

don't be a cunt.
Alt: certainly not you, you old cunt.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:04, Reply)

you totes love me

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:08, Reply)

totes don't.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:15, Reply)

lalalala not listening you love me lalala

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:21, Reply)

I'm eating onion ring crisps
and the onion flavouring is melting from the crisps onto my fingers like the gentle dusting of snow borne onto the upper slopes of Mount Fuji by the healing breath of the Dragon of Spring, causing a thousand hearts to set down the millstone of their toil and dream of Buddha's enigmatic smile for the time it takes for a cherry blossom to fall from the tree onto the nascent grass.
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.Yeti., Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:08, Reply)

this is like POETRY or sutin

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:09, Reply)

Onion rings inspire me.
Each one is like the fresh and well-seasoned anus of a Disney princess.
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.Yeti., Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:11, Reply)

wonder if the little mermaid did normal human shits or whether it came out all stringy like goldfish shit

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:15, Reply)

don't think too hard about it.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:15, Reply)

or, 'don't get too hard thinking about it'

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:21, Reply)

I'm pretty sure we can find some erotic fanfic that will tell us

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:15, Reply)

Either way, she's the undisputed champion at doing sneaky guffs in the bath.

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.Yeti., Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:17, Reply)

Well this *is* nice.
Alt: When everyone is lovely to one another on the internet.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:15, Reply)

we should do this more often
like the third Thursday of every month or something
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:17, Reply)

Why that would be delightful

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:22, Reply)

you are an incredible human being and I'm glad to know you.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:18, Reply)

u no I luv u babes xxx

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:23, Reply)

there's some nasty people on tonight.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:27, Reply)

if we had proper moderators they'd all be banned

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:29, Reply)

what are you doing in my lovely sub thread with tangles?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:30, Reply)

I'm hoping one of you gets confused in the heat of the moment and accidentally touches my intimates

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:32, Reply)

Lovely bommyknocker

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:35, Reply)

Your propensity to constantly boast about your quite mediocre and dull life on an internet forum
despite having achieved nothing of significance in your life is quite something. Good on you.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:18, Reply)

THANKS!

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:20, Reply)

Your propensity to constantly boast about your quite mediocre and dull clothes and whiskey on an internet forum
despite having achieved nothing of significance in your life is quite something. Good on you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:20, Reply)

+you jumped up, dictionary bashing mid-life skater prick

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:22, Reply)

that's baggyfrock
him and dozer have swapped identities as some sort of pre marital ritual or sutin
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:22, Reply)

I'm starting to suspect that dozer created baggsy just so he could have someone who cared enough to argue with him online

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:26, Reply)

no I didn't

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:27, Reply)

ha!

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:28, Reply)

It's true

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:28, Reply)

no it isn't

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:29, Reply)

what counts as 'something of significance' then?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:25, Reply)

I dunno, ask dozer.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:26, Reply)

askin you eh pal

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:28, Reply)

not something I've put too much thought in to.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:30, Reply)

I can tell.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:30, Reply)

well, it's not really a question with a straightforward answer.
But, if you pressed me, I'd say something significant in the context that dozer used it is either something philanthropic or a high flying career.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:32, Reply)

philanthropy is for losers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:34, Reply)

cool

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:36, Reply)

only the poor like philanthropy, it gives them a gleam of hope in an otherwise bleak and suffering life

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:38, Reply)

Excellent.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:39, Reply)

I thought it was to assuage rich guilt

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:41, Reply)

an erection at my age
amirite?
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:26, Reply)

also, 'whisky'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:27, Reply)

sure.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:28, Reply)

no whiskey spelling correction chat

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:54, Reply)

being a mobile fone engineer is VERY significant actually m8

(Lou Carpenter, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:22, Reply)

did you create this sockpuppet specifically to be upset about me?
or did you have it lying around from the last time you were upset on the internet?
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:23, Reply)

ha ha ha yeah upset good one mr internet

(Lou Carpenter, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:27, Reply)

it was a pity mr internet had to cancel his new years bash
I was well gutted
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:30, Reply)

I know right? I could have avoided the hassle of getting drunk with people I like.

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:31, Reply)

sorry i had to potty train my part time daughter

(Lou Carpenter, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:32, Reply)

the loveliest thing is sniffing the runny muck coming out of my infected ear. smells all awesome and wrong.
Strike through, go on I left it all there for you.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 20:31, Reply)

I think everyone is being far to lovely to do that to you

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 20:40, Reply)

all lovely again

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 20:58, Reply)

Lovely deletion

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 21:00, Reply)

That was my best strike through EVAH
Will the bullying never cease?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 21:04, Reply)

:((

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 21:08, Reply)

and triple sad, a distant chum has died of the cancer gone in 6 weeks.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 21:12, Reply)

harters is such an insensitive prick

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 21:13, Reply)

tbf, I just found out but still

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 21:15, Reply)

I didn't even bother trying to decipher it, soz

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 21:12, Reply)

think it spelt out "I will kill again'

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 21:14, Reply)

sniffing the runny muck coming out of my infected ear. smells all awesome and wrong.
Strike through, go on I left it all there for you. board regular and all round swell gay, d.r. and quinch
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 20:42, Reply)

*blush*

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 20:44, Reply)

clicking this

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 20:46, Reply)

leaving a dozer thread totally devoid of replies

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 21:18, Reply)

lovely

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 21:19, Reply)

What's your fucking problem mate?
I've been nothing but polite to you.

Go fuck yourself.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 21:32, Reply)

^upset

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 21:35, Reply)

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