What exactly are Jay Z's 99 problems?
Even when I'm having a crappy day I don't think I'd hit more than five or six problems. He must be having a fucking dreadful time in between sipping champagne from Beyoncé's buttcrack.
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 12:56, 5 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Well he's got foes that want to see his casket closed

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 12:58, Reply)

Everyone with half a brain thinks that he's a cunt?

( Muns, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 13:03, Reply)

I like him

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 13:04, Reply)

I stand by what I said.
It just lowers my perception of you.
( Muns, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 13:05, Reply)

He's black.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 13:04, Reply)

I wish I was ugly and stupidly rich so I could drink Champagne out of Beeonsays butt crack
Oh well, 1 out of 2 isn't bad.
( Peej, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 13:10, Reply)

I think he may have been exaggerating, possibly to play down the potential pitfalls of being in a committed relationship.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 13:22, Reply)