Could the person drilling into my skull please give it a rest
Has anyone got a pair of glasses with eyes drawn on them? I could seriously do with a nap
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 10:06, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

just go down to the post room for a bit and sleep in one of those big mail delivery bags.
They're well comfy, and nobody in the post room does any work so they won't find you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Jan 2015, 10:09, Reply)

Server room ftw
nice and toasty
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 10:14, Reply)

oh yeah, love a good server room nap.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Jan 2015, 10:15, Reply)

Do you have disabled toilets at your place of work?
Buy a box of wine from the nearest offy/supermarket. Drink box of wine.

Blow up the bladder that had the wine in it.

Now you have a pillow to rest against the moving armrest in the disabled bogs.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 10:13, Reply)

You sir are a fucking genius

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 10:14, Reply)

where were you in yesterday's life hack thread

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Jan 2015, 10:16, Reply)

asleep in the disabled bogs I'd guess

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 10:17, Reply)